Balaam and the Smart Ass

Balaam disobeys God. God sends an angel to kill Balaam. Balaam’s donkey sees the angel and tries to protect Balaam. Balaam whips donkey. God gives the donkey the ability to speak, and the donkey explains what he was trying to do. Balaam nays. I find this story one of the funniest in the Bible. The … Continue reading Balaam and the Smart Ass

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